James Bird

"Try a Hawaiian Luau pizza with sweet sauce and extra cheese on pan crust."

"If you hold up traffic waiting for a spot during summer when the entire two top floors are open, you're an asshat."

"Ineffective revenue generation cameras here."

"Don't bother coming on the first of the month unless you have the entire day to sit here."

"Try dumping your sauce into your bowl and mixing it up."

"Food is great but the customer service is lacking. Also, the dirty interior and broken tables don't add much to the atmosphere."