JACK

"Worst gas station in new!"

"Those fortunate to visit this sensational pub will be treated as a welcome guest by some of the best bar staff this side of town. Worth the detour off Chap St."

"This is an awesome venue and there are always fantastic bands playing. The only downside is the unfriendly bar staff, which unfortunately can ruin an otherwise great night out."

"As you approach the exit, press down on the accelerator and steer away from the ramp. There's another gas station further down the freeway."

"In heavy traffic, the centre lane becomes an awkward place to have sex."

"At 58m, this is one of the tallest car parks in Australia."