ivor biggun

"looks like chocolate but believe me - it is shit"

"careful! it's big, it's fat and it's cheeky"

"Had mermaid & chips again but I didn't like it with curry sauce (avoid)"

"if you are looking for some common trout, you can find it here"

"Using medical grade grapes to scare/knock the cat off the flower arrangement doesn't work"

"Keep the curtains drawn, there's a stalker about"