Hannah Smith

"If you're going to swim, just get in quick to avoid leeches on the shore. You heard me."

"Try the super bed, super bed's signature item"

"Don't get left holding the biscuits."

"Seems like a bad bar with eh food, but possibly you can score drugs in the bathroom..so, you know, depends on what you're up for."

"Good spot to mull over the past year and plans for the next one. Get the truffle fries, ac and cheese, and a burger w the raw milk cheddar."

"The couch is super comfy, and the shower has good water pressure. A must see whenever you're in brooklyn."