B. Tyler Margison

"Don't be afraid of the dogs, they won't hurt you. They just get really loud and excited whenever anyone shows up to the house; just like an indie band."

"HOW IS THIS ONLY RATED A 6.9?! Is that out of 5?? Try the chocolate d'oh, chocolate chip, mint chip, with vanilla frosting. We call it Button's Best. :)"

""Selling Points" are candy and gum displayed next to the registers. These are usually 2 for $2.50, and if you are a Speedy Rewards customer, you get 200 bonus points."

"Drinks are $1.50, small popcorn is $1.50, plus $3.50 "service charge" on tix. Not making enough money to charge normal prices, Playhouse? Pathetic."

"Short goals owned and dunked on by 2krew!"

"Try the new flavored on the drink machine. Flavors like Raspberry Coke, Peach Sprite, and Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper! #BK"