Ian Ker-Seymer

"wash your hands thoroughly before exiting...."

"Jarrod will lick your Weiner for a cappuccino and/or a compliment."

"Breakfast quesadilla, out of this world!"

"don't skimp on the fajita veggies!"

"hit up the first bedroom, there's this super cool fashionable chick named brit there. you might have to wrassle with auggy tho, he holds it down."

"how am I not mayor of my own house?"