Hugh Wilson

"This ace hardware is tits. They have mad shiz"

"If the dog jumps on you when you come inside, your supposed to ignore it and show it your butt."

"Get a chocolate milkshake, they are better than ANY ice cream shop."

"Walmart is a fucking nightmare, don't ever come here if you have any expectations of....ANYTHING."

"This place has 32oz monster BFC's therefor it is awesome."

"The bartender is awesome!"