Holland Gabriel

"Fred is the best. He gives the best deals and has the finest, most robust and sculpted mutton chops this side if the Ozarks. A+!"

"Bean & Cheese burrito: best in the west"

"The carrot cake is the bomb. Amazing frosting! And no raisins (yay!)"

"The level of expertise in here is exemplary, customer service simply unbeatable!"

"The IPA is tasty!"

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