Larry Cayco

"Food's okay, but a tad overpriced."

"On Mondays they have a 50% off promo on all local beers and spirits. 50 peso rum cokes to be had!"

"If you're not familiar with this place yet, they serve mean kebabs. Also try the kofta balls!"

"Beer here is cheap. San Mig Light/Pale is 35, Red Horse is 45."

"Kaya mo yan, 'wag ka lang kakabahan."

"Before you pull your pants down, check if the stall you chose has toilet paper."