Jon Hanford

"If you don't have one, make sure to get a coffee card that gives you a free drink (literally anything on the menu) when you buy 12 other drinks. Sometimes they run a $50 gift card for $40 special too!"

"Infinity free beerz for the mayor!"

"The best sandwiches in Astoria! Try their Sopressate - they make it themselves, it's fantastic, and they'll be happy to give you a sample!"

"Go somewhere else."

"This is now a discoteche"

"Pro tip: Tiptoe up the stairs"