Greg Kingston

"You have to type in the last three digits of your numberplate to buy a ticket, and then the ticket machines will randomly choose which coins they might like to accept."

"Staff are more concerned with sales targets than customer service. Don't be surprised by a 10 minute wait at the tills."

"Dare to even look at the wrong recycling bin and the tip police will descend."

"This car park is expensive (£3 an hour) and has one of the slowest exits imaginable, allowing no more than two cars to exit every couple of minutes. Avoid."

"Limoncello and oils are overpriced but there are great preserves."

"Lots of wildlife early in the morning"