"Get there early if you have short kids. Up front seats go quick!"
"Need to go right away? Trusty old port-a-potty over by the creek."
"Don't fall off the edge. That would be detrimental to your health."
"Be prepared for a screwed up order. They're good about making it right but nearly every time I go here, something is amiss."
"Get here on a weekday after 8pm. Parking and crowd is bearable."
"If you think the restaurant "smells bad" then you've obviously never eaten at an authentic Mexican restaurant before. :)"