Karkat Vantas

"If you're real lucky, sometimes you can score some balut here!"

"Ridiculously overpriced... I miss when this store used to sell cheap animanga stuff instead of only trendy hipster toys."

"The cake batter concrete mixer is dangerous..."

"Lots of very fat, competitively priced tarantula babies! (and fat herp babies too!)"

"Staff here is incredibly rude - the manager is the worst."

"It's all about the beef and potatoes."