Andy Gimblett

"Don't expect friendly barmaids!"

"Try the Doom Bar!"

"Free wifi in every room. Why don't all hotels do this?"

"Gyoza ramen. If you're vegetarian, they do vegetarian gyoza, though getting them to use vegetarian gyoza in the gyoza ramen is a hit-and-miss affair. They usually say "OK" but don't always do it. :-("