Gerald Stacy

"The couch is magically comfortable and makes you dream of John Stamos."

"BE WARNED: Corner King Suites do NOT have oceanview bedrooms. The living room gets the view. You pay extra, and don't get to fall asleep to the sound of the waves."

"There's an extra fare of $1.40 to take this bus. Even if you have a pass."

"Get the brussels sprouts. I promise you; they're the best you've ever had!"

"Bring cash to tip the waitresses. They won't let you put a tip on your credit card!"

"Pet The Emma. Be overwhelmed with her cuteness."