George Adams

"Don't turn on the heaters. They're full of mold and will make you sick."

"Five spice margaritas are exquisite."

"The guy lost my sheet saying what I wanted done (oil change) on the car so it just sat there as they took cars that showed up after me."

"I've given them way too many chances. I never get a good haircut here. I basically get a brushcut, and it either takes a half hour or they don't cut it evenly."

"Make the fill your beer all the way up. They don't even come close."

"If you like a little spice, the cajun fries will save your meal."