George St. Martin

"I really like this place, but I don't understand why they don't make an effort to always have pepperoni in the buffet."

"Don't come here on lunch if you gotta be back to work in an hour or less."

"Plan on spending more than $5 if you're paying with a card. Not very "convenient" if you ask me."

"Best breakfast food in 50 miles in either direction."

"Apparently it's a huge hassle to give a customer a roll of quarters at this Walmart."

"Not the real Eden Commons check in."