Gabe Pipes

"You have to walk here from Sunset Beach, but it's worth it!"

"The corn bread is half a bun. Awesome ribs!"

"Sit on the back deck and order the calimari with the horseradish sauce."

"Try the Barnacle Burger!"

"They should make you pass an IQ test with an 80 before you can use self-checkout..."

"Bring a book. The wait is ridiculous."