Andre Louis

"I'm from the UK. I came to get ribs, we waited over half an hour for the food... You think I'm about to complain right? Wrong. $25 for that? That massive box? In UK money, approximately 8 quid? That's"

"If you're blind like me, the touch-screen interface for booking in is pretty useless, be sure to find another method of doing so if you can."

"I'm one of the keyboard players in 'The One Love Band' and the staff are always courteous when we play there, the food is excellent, the beds comfortable and the setting peaceful."

"Assuming you can get 1... 2, 3? The chocolate croissants are absolutely amazing in the extreme!"

"I provide free Wireless internet to those that want it. Just call the number listed for the wireless code. I don't bite.... Not much anyway."