Francis Storr

"It’s a stretch to call this a park. It’s just large enough to fit a small play structure and a bench in it."

"Good for breakfast, but not for dinner where the menu is limited and overpriced."

"Multiple signs saying the cove is closed due to the high levels of dioxin and metals found in the soil and river sediment. Probably best avoided."

"The view is great. The food is appalling. Avoid like the plague."

"Superb coffee. Their mocha is the best I've had."

"They have a maître d' who said it was too difficult for him to estimate whether a table for four would be nearer 10 minutes or nearer an hour. Not helpful at all."