Felix JC

"Not sure why this place is so well rated overall. The best that can be said about the food is that it hasn't killed us. I'm pretty sure that what was offered as cheese is actually alien brain matter."

"Essen sehr gut. Ganzer Laden riecht nach Fett. Service unterirdisch. Beim Bezahlen (Franzosen am Tisch): Lass die nicht zahlen, die geben kein Trinkgeld. Dann Vortrag, er lebe vom Trinkgeld. :-/"

"Great rates, clean rooms."

"Nice looking place. Unfortunately staff is the opposite of forthcoming so we only spent two minutes inside. Very limited seats for non-smokers and waiters that aren't willing to help you find a spot."

"03089207321"

"You booked on Hotwire? Congrats, fair deal. You laid the first price? Damn, wifi costs ridiculously much, rooms are decent but not great, pool looks kind of sad."