Fanus Wallace

"Always check the notice board if you go to Purley Oaks from here. They tend to cancel this train lasts second."

"When you in the mood for a party. Let the best party disco take you there. Time to have a Kiki."

"URgh. Rather not."

"Not the place for the faint hearted."

"Remember to check printouts of hotel, flight and insurance. It should be directly from website. They want to see url at bottom of page. Use as backup."

"Ask for the local brewed desert wine"