Erik Anderson

"Santa eats here!"

"Don't check in here unless you are drinking a beverage containing Canadian Club and you're smoking a fine cigar."

"If this is the worst place ever...why does Stripling have 21 check ins here?"

"Hooray Whiskey!"

"Handmade cigars are preferred. But Black and Milds are allowed for budgetary reasons on a case by case basis. Wood Tipped if you have to."