"kinda a high school date spot-bit lame. Food is ok. Steak is the best thing here believe it or not."
"when in dead stop traffic, roll down your window and ask the car next to you if they have any grey poupon."
"Free wifi - promotional code: HH103012"
"In a nice location, but this hotel is money hungry, $12 a day internet that is the same speed as dial up."
"Smells bad inside, but food is good. Order a beer and chug it before waitress leaves."
"roll down window and ask car next to you if they have any grey poupon"