Elizabeth R

"The drunken noodles did NOT get me drunk...."

"If this is your last stop of drinking around the world, be careful - the torontopolitans spill easily!"

"Have a shot of aquavit on syttende mai! Or three!"

"I swear the TSA is more incompetent here than any other airport in the universe."

"I want to throw a coconut at the stupid incompetent bus driver that shut the door in my face and drove away laughing. On my birthday."