Elizabeth Bridges

"This place has the tastiest mangos on God's green Earth!"

"Best pedicures in town! Same price as anywhere else, but they take their time & pay close attention to detail."

"Make sure to let the white & gray kitty drink from the bathroom sink while you're visiting the restroom here."

"Armee is the VERY best for deep tissue massages."

"Watch out for the gator in the lake!"

"Josh is a wise man. He'll also tell you, as will I, that the pasta ceasar chicken salad is also very, very tasty."