Eli Geminder

"Maybe a little too nice for the neighborhood. It's so clean and air conditined with soothing music piped in. Feels like a place in a high-end strip mall. The ice cream is legit though."

"Get the Oaxaca cheese on it."

"Cash only."

"Mountains of Alfani, seemingly."

"Cereal milk soft serve with the cornflake crunch is like buttery lactose brainmelt."

"Try to avoid taking classes in Hamilton unless you really like a morning stair-climb. The elevator is the size of a coffin and only the truly lazy people wait in line."