Eevil Knievel

"Good ambiance. Great bar. They've got the big ice cubes"

"I'm a city person and had no idea that all the cute things running around on a farm are edible --not to mention the scrumptious organic duck and chicken eggs!"

"If you encounter an aggressive opossum in the middle of the street, drive around it."

"The best thing on the menu is the mint mojito. Enjoy it with a skyline view from the roof."

"There are too many nudists and mirrors in this place. Whatsmore, the shag carpet is not nearly shaggy enough."

"Only Dre beats Dre's meat!"