Ebuka

"Don't come here if you don't own a private jet. You'll leave depressed... Awesome penthouse restaurant though!"

"When you order bushmeat, be sure to specify if it's antelope, donkey or grasscutter; 'cos there's also bush pig and the occasional monkey that can be thrown in..."

"Henry is the barber you should look out for"

"The 2nd home for AU law students. The best part is jaywalking to the store :)"