Drew

"I wonder where the poor people are shopping today. Hmm, yes. Quite."

"Small pours. C'mon, guys, you're not breaking the bank with an ounce or two more, and lubricated patrons are far more likely to buy bottles of your mediocre wine if they're a little tipsy."

"Fucking time warp!"

"They started serving liquor about two months ago. Bonus! Reviews seem to follow a "love it or hate it" type of thing, but I like it. Give 'em a shot. You won't be disappointed."

"Why wouldn't you take two minutes to book an appointment?! Oh, that's right, because most people are complete morons."

"Try the veal."