Doom

"Good, local food--and generous portions. They close early, though, so get here before two!"

"Don't even bother bringing a date who's on a diet, guys. Huge waste of money. Bring someone ready to stuff their faces, or don't bring anyone at all."

"As mayor, I hereby decree that all patrons must include bacon in their meals."

"Popsicles for a quarter? I'm in."

"Bottomless hot chocolate? Sign me up."

"Absolutely wonderful food...if you can tolerate the music."