Dominique Gatland

"I love this spot- get a fajita and a margarita and stop bitching. Its great."

"The kudu 'snitchel' is an enormous portion of deep fried beast, covered in thick unidentifyable sauce and accompanied by huge scoops of various starch. The music is a constant drone of uptempo trefer"

"The bacon risotto is delicious, but not risotto, not creamy and gloopy and infused with flavour, more like a nice pearl rice topped with bacon, pecorino and somewhat bitter courgettes."