"Come on in to be ignored. Eye contact with the bartender? No problem, they don't care."
"Don't like meatloaf? Try it here and become a convert."
"The manager must have sewn wallets before being hired here, this place is always a disaster"
"Less than a half mile from Enchiladas y Mas, but a world of difference. Try it to love it."
"Check for a pulse before firing up the bone saw."
"Stop in on a weekday & hit up Mike for a tasty drink, he's a mixologist"