Dunc W

"It your birthday? Simon the landlord may pull his trumpet out & give it a special blow. Notify him of your special day at your own discretion."

"Wait-rose is just a franchise & doesn't take Wait-rose card. Fake-rose."

"Climb the trees by the golf course & play "Shouting at the Golfers". Bonus points if you overhear one's name & freak them out by using it."

"Arrive more than 15 minutes before the store closes, or you'll upset the check out staff who just want to go home."

"Yes, this track really is just a private driveway."

"The "lookout" had crumbled, so if you're the type who gets excited about views, try to contain the excitement on this occasion."