"Don't come here at all. Been in line for over 30 mins. There's a belligerent employee walking around to further stress you out. It's impossible to know what forms you need to fill out. Internet wins."
"Bring a robe if you wanna check our the hot tub. It's lovely but a bit of a trek from the room. If you truly want to cook for yourself this is the best ski on ski out deal in the village."