Shillelagh

"Try the tacos. They're amazing. Be sure to use rojo and/or verde sauce. They're also amazing. Pretty much everything that comes off the grill here is delicious. Also, they have two pool tables!"

"Where the pretty people shop."

"Had the breakfast sandwich with grilled potatoes. Basically some of the best food I've ever eaten."

"Ask for me. I'll give you top notch service."

"Don't let your balls end up like this."

"This is one of the best bars in woodland. And it's next to the stag. The other best bar in woodland. The service is great, the people generally don't get in fights. I love this bar."