Davey Strachan

"Has Sky Sports and serves pretty good pies."

"Distinct lack of toilets."

"This is easily the best thing about The Strand."

"Christian Outreach church is directly next door and they insist on singing outside every Saturday and Sunday mornings. Suggest you buy an air rifle if you want a south facing flat."

"Coffee not that great here."

"The ladies who run this joint are lovely."