David Hill

"Clearest ginger ale in NYC."

"The most dangerous playground ever!! For Tomb Raiders in training."

"Visit the dentist near the west connector to the parking garage."

"Tip your bathroom attendants you cheap bastards."

"The hibachi chefs here know all the classics. The onion volcano, the squirt bottle fake-out, the egg toss."

"Every time the narrator of the videos wears a different hat: Drink!"