David Glad

"OMG! Biggest sale of the year happening (insert today's date)! One day only!"

"We have 3 kids at CP and it's an outstanding school."

"Earlier tip is wrong. Was not made a magnet school b/c too many students white. Exactly the opposite - CP needed MORE white/non-free-and-reduced lunch kids. Was district wide initiative as well."

"Eat the hell out of a Nookie Supreme."

"If you kid has practice, bring your workout gear and run/use the weights in the corner. Like a hobo Lifetime Fitnesd."