Dartanion London

"Try the giant hamster wheels in back. So friggin’ fun! (You have to ask at the front desk to reserve one. Tell ‘em Dart sent you 🎯)"

"They literally just pop a hotdog in the microwave for 45 seconds and hand it to you on a cold bun."

"Brown-haired bartender guy makes seriously weak drinks. Stick to bottled stuff."

"Try the Italian food."

"Feral cats everywhere at night!"

"Be sure you know what time it is and what time zone you're in. The lack of clocks on the departure screens is... bizarre for an airport."