Darren Huang

"Their pastries are at best average."

"Meatballs are going for 10cents each today."

"There's a sad donkey with a detachable tail inside. Visitors are to come prepared with entertainment or risk a mauling by the Pooh who resides nearby."

"The hokkien mee is worth a try!"

"Toilets are pay per use :/"

"Their curry is good, unlike many other places which serve diluted or watery ones."