Dan Slee

"Nice decor. Lousy service. You order coffee. It *might* get brought to your table."

"Olives. Have the chilli olives as a starter. Trust me."

"There's a Costa in the building itself..."

"It's a country pub but they're not enamoured with walkers. Wear your muddiest boots..."

"Take a picnic and the left hand path. You'll find a wood shelter two thirds of the way up."

"The box office is permanently closed and the ticket machines are often out of order."