Daniel

"Unless you want to look like a total tw4t, don't bother rocking up to the bar proudly waving your iPhone X and claiming your free pudding. "So we owe you a free pudding? A Mayor? On foreskin?" Muhaha"

"They do a fabulous no-nonsense bacon sarnie and being Italian, the pasta is amazing too!"

"Avoid the Cafe. Massive queue, rude staff and what's served will a: be wrong, and b: not taste good"

"£9 Shanghai Shape is amazing value & quick. Also, try Two Weeks to Tahiti - a fantastic 2 week no-chip manicure. MWnails also have a monthly membership scheme for regulars which makes it super-cheap!"