Dan C

"Better tip really well or waiters may chase you out the door."

"The fat black bouncer is an asshole. First time here and instead of explaining how entry works, he just said we weren't allowed in with kids under 18 even though I'm over 25."

"Watch out for the brown employee, he may try to rape unsuspecting PC users"

"Delicious sushi and great service. I suggest the spicey crunchy crab."

"All the employees are amazing. My car broke down on the way back to NJ, and the manager Heather and the rest of the crew went out of their way to fix our car and get us back on the road."

"Except bagel chateau in Westfield, there bagels are the best!"