Dan Newman

"No snakes on these planes, just the Green Monster."

"The nearby chinese take-out is fine, but the crab rangoon was soft, as if it steamed itself for too long on delivery."

"Locked out? Want to be an RA? Think John OConnor is super-cool? This is the place to be!"

"Dan is just the COOLEST RD ever. He should get a hat that shows how cool he is."