Dan

"The staff here is rude. Stow is better."

"Ugg boots and cowboy hats make me go 'ugh.' It's a huge slice of trashy suburban country hell."

"Try the orange stuff, it's delicious!"

"The blackberry-vanilla milkshake will make you have blue poop for several days after you consume it. I guess it's more of a blue-green color, but it's quite hilarious. I'll post a picture."

"Bill is gay."

"Amazing stuff! And Rowan is awesome! :-)"