Conrad

"If you like to party, don't stay here"

"Tell the bartender to bring you a Gosling every 5 minutes until you throw up, then one every 15 minutes thereafter"

"The airplanes here will get you from point A to point B, 9 out of 10 times"

"Get the burger with the stuff on it. They have other food too, I think."

"Smells like lobster in the stalls!"

"Absolutely horrible service. Can't even make a burger. They should rename this place 'The Porch'"