"Not sure if these are supposed to be gravel/sand pits or soccer fields..."
"Awesome food, amazing dessert! Small place so I'd say make a reservation, but it took them 30 minutes to seat our party even though we arrived on time for ours."
"Perfect example of a buffet trying to do too much. The food tasted terrible and supposedly they charge for "excessive waste" on plates. Yeah, I left my broccoli there because it tastes like clams!"
"Try the sesame tofu. It's good even if you aren't a hippy."
"Get a Better Bacon Cheddar with provolone and jalapeño cream cheese on dat everythang bagel."
"Cannot beat their $5 lunch takeout. Try the sesame chicken or sweet and sour pork."