Clark Murray

"Try the tom rang toi sate (shrimp sate)"

"get your hair cut by Ralph"

"thank the CARE volunteers for their efforts"

"go somewhere else (Fondue Stube, The Melting Pot) because this place is seriously overrated and overpriced"

"get some cervelas and prepare them in the traditional swiss manner" cut an "x" into each end and grill or impale on a stick and cook over a campfire"

"enjoy the taste and texture of some stone-ground Taza chocolate mexicano discs"