Chris Marts

"Do you enjoy a little French or Italian dressing on your salad? Skip Applebee's. They have funky flavors like flamin bacon and strawberry vinaigrette instead."

"The drive thru is worthless."

"Skip Hardee's if you're in a hurry."

"Great cheap food. Friendly staff."

"Cheap but small. The bathrooms are claustrophobic. About 15 channels to choose from. The indoor pool isn't heated. And there's a vague smell of old cigarette smoke."